Chris is the author of many unwritten and famous words. One day his work will be made into movies, television series, and even a comic or two depending on how much he deals with social media distractions. Each day he sets out to conquer the world but mostly settles for writing a few words and spewing witty comments only his dog hears.
He maintains his stance on abolishing the designated hitter and boycotting shitty movies that Hollywood deems as “blockbuster” quality.
He currently lives in Florida, but claims he’s from New Jersey, New York, Pittsburgh, and even recently, Dallas. Winters scare him unless the temperature remains above freezing. His dog is his best confidant only because he doesn’t understand most of the English language and can’t talk back.
His debut novel, A Search For Songs, released on September 30th.